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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via its-a-stupid-plan)





dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

(via its-a-stupid-plan)





brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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(Source: kul5ara, via its-a-stupid-plan)





hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via pizza)





nlghtvisions:

when you wave to somebody and they see you, but they dont wave back

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(via 62114)





radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

(via chrisfastlane)





hisporcupine:

I have 2 moods. 

1. I’m too high for this shit.

2. I’m not high enough for this shit.

(via modifiedfiction)





jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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